Friend vs Best Friend

1.A friend is someone who will help you move, a best friend is someone who will help move you!

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2.It doesn't matter what you say, they will ALWAYS be your bro, so you might as well make it funny.

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3.Who else can you talk in ease about bodily functions and the other grossest stuff in life?

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